Once I visited a wedding party and was amazed to see the menu card when served by the caterers. No, not because I heard the names of the cuisines for the first time but due to a reason I am going to tell you. Here's the card for u....

                       NEWS OF THE DAY

Today some kachoris and cholar dal were found quarreling in the fish fry street in the morning about 9 AM. But conditions got serious when few salads and sauce joined the war. Some witnesses said that they had also seen fried rice and mutton rezala shooting down some innocent chilly fish who were going towards the papad road. Some chatni and rasogullas were seriously injured and admitted in the rabri hospital. At last inspector pan came and solved the matter. He even caught the main culprit, ice-cream, who was behind all the chaos. The next headlines after a short time .